What's updog?
Nothing much. A dog on a green candle, a Solana coin, and a treasury that goes 10x long DOGE on perpspad. Creator fees fund the margin, profits buy back and burn the supply, and every number sits on this page.
The numbers, flatly
One trade, fully exposed
Where the fees go
Every trade on $UPDOG pays a creator fee. It routes to one hedge sub-wallet on a schedule. Nobody touches it in between.
That wallet deposits into the perp profile and holds a 10x long on DOGE. More fees means more margin, not a bigger gamble.
Realised profit buys $UPDOG on the open market and burns it. Supply gets smaller. The dog stays on the candle.
There is one position and one dog. That is the whole plan.
The gauge above is honest. Sometimes it is honest about bad news.
He has been asked {{ pats }}. He remains long.
Green with a chance of green
The forecast posts on X. The arguing happens on Telegram.
Not financial advice. Obviously. Only swap what you'd happily lose to a cartoon dog.
UWN